I Answer My Blog’s Silly Search Results (Inspired by PaperFury)

This post is 100% inspired by Cait @ Paper Fury. She did one exactly like this and I couldn’t stop laughing! I had to do this myself! It’s also a nice break from some of the more serious content or the bookish lists I often do! Let’s mix this up & get a little silly  😉

Here we go:

character analysis of the book the witch hunter by virginia boecker

I’m honored that you think I do such in-depth analysis of books & characters! In case you’re wondering, ya’ll, I don’t. Maybe one day? For now, I just talk about the dragons, the sword fights and the teen angst.

molly’s predictions

What kind of predictions?

• The Browns will win the Superbowl in never.
• The aliens will come in 2018.
• Dogs will rule the Earth in 2020 because the aliens thought they were the higher intelligence & inhabited their bodies.
• The dogs became aware of how annoying us humans can be
• The human race will be extinct because after the aliens left, the dogs decided to eat us in revenge for all the sweaters we put them in and embarrassing photos we took. #paybackbitch
• All the cats are enslaved and servants to the dogs.
• The world will live harmoniously from then on because dogs are awesome.

I don’t think you want my dark predictions.

shanara colonicals

Did you know ‘colonicals’ is almost a word? It’s not recognized by Merriam-Webster, but it can mean husbandman, which means a farmer. I don’t know how other sites got to that, but let’s go with it. Or maybe they meant colons?

So this person didn’t make a typo, they wanted to know about the farmers of Shannara! Or the colon health of Shannara citizens.

is deadpool gory

Comic book or movie or video game? Because yes. Yes, it is.

i wnt see blog of sm ppl

Small people?
Some people?
Such masculine people?
Such merry people?
Sexy marching people?

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS, but you probably won’t find them here. Sorry.

what can an author make on a book like scarlett epstein doesn’t live here anymore

That’s a good question. I don’t know how much authors make. I also didn’t like that book, so bah humbug.

i enjoyed a lot thankyou for another fun expererience so many frebbies

WHY THANK YOU SO MUCH. I’M SO GLAD YOU HAD FUN ON MY BLOG. Now, I don’t know what frebbies you are talking about, unless you mean freebies, in which I still don’t know what you’re referring to, unless you mean my awesome content, because that’s free? THEN COOL THANKS <3

why is the fundamentals of caring rated ma

That’s a good question! It’s rated MA because the characters have some foul fuckin’ mouths.  😎

how to get over a fucking book slump

Potty mouth! I’m sorry your slump has you so frustrated! BUT THE FUNNY THING IS I’m going to be talking about book slumps very soon. Please come back & try again 🙂

romantic scraps of movies

wallpaper superman 3d untuk hp

I…I…I don’t even know how to translate this. Do you want a 3D wallpaper for your phone of Superman with his suit untucked & Harry Potter in there somewhere?

I’m so confused.

is kate seigaldeaf?

At first, this was funny, because I didn’t know who you were talking about & why you’d search that on my blog. However, once I looked up who she was, it’s the actress from HUSH (a movie I reviewed a while ago) in which she plays a deaf girl. So I can now say that no, she is not deaf in real life. If you haven’t watched this movie, please do!

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I don’t have as many silly ones to share – ya’ll are actually pretty good at searching things you can find on my blog. Darn it. Even the questions you can’t find on my blog are just pretty good questions! Darn it x2. Either way, there were a few gems in there 😆

Thanks, Cait, for the idea! PS; this should become a thing. So, if you do this as well, let me know! I want to see 🙂